What the hell was that?

So, this morning, my owners took it upon themselves to throw me in the backseat of their car, which they drove throughout the city at, oh, 40 miles per hour, until we arrived at this office. Then we go into this room with a steel table, and this doctor is all up on me with needles and rectal thermometers.

What was that about? Is this what you people do when your out and about? Re-enacting weird alien experiments? I why the hell is the dog always so happy to go along? Pervert.

You people make me sick.

Elections

So, I cast my vote for the sensible Mike Hatch for governor. He was the clear choice, and I found him to be of even temperament.

Does anyone know if he won? I'm just curious. I considerable myself something of a pol.