I'm itchy

I itch today. It can't be fleas. God, I hope it's not fleas. You think it's fleas? Can I get fleas in the wintertime? I really wouldn't know. I'm only 10 months old.

Ah, I am itchy, though, no matter how many times I bat myself with my paw, I can't seem to. Alright, I'm just gonna have to use my tongue. That's a little better. Yeah, that's not bad. I like licking myself, when i get around to it.

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