Why I Support Obama

As a cat, I support Barack Obama for the following reasons:

1) First off, I am black. While some may consider this irrelevant, and may also note that I am more of a charcoal-grey, I feel I understand what oppression is.

2) The good people of ACORN have supplied me with 1 and 1/4 lb. of hamburger (real burger, none of this Fancy Feast shit) in exchange for my vote.

3) The veteranarian who removed my testicles is a Republican.

4) I support a middle class tax cut.

5) CHANGE!

I also support Norm Coleman. I mean, I'm not a lunatic.