Calling it

Barack Obama will be the next president of the United States. Book it.

Also, the dog just pissed in his sleep. It didn't faze him. I am entranced by this. We have a piss dog here.

Giuliani - Getting all Freudian

Rudy Giuliani on McCain's support.

"The theory goes that, reporters return to their own, vo-voting habits."

His vo-vo-voting habits, Rudy? Did you just compare your man to puke? I live with mammal, 24-7, who devours his vomit, and does so enthusiastically. His life is an unending cycle of misplaced devotion.

Madelyn Dunham - RIP

It's barely noon, and Kevin has resorted to mocking the dead. Stay tuned for a classy evening, folks.

Why I Support Obama

As a cat, I support Barack Obama for the following reasons:

1) First off, I am black. While some may consider this irrelevant, and may also note that I am more of a charcoal-grey, I feel I understand what oppression is.

2) The good people of ACORN have supplied me with 1 and 1/4 lb. of hamburger (real burger, none of this Fancy Feast shit) in exchange for my vote.

3) The veteranarian who removed my testicles is a Republican.

4) I support a middle class tax cut.

5) CHANGE!

I also support Norm Coleman. I mean, I'm not a lunatic.

Live coverage

As Kevin dishes it, I take it.

The owners are away, the dog is enamored of the clicking sound the ice machine makes, and is thusly distracted. Let's do this.