My eyes glow in the dark

My eyes glow in the dark. I have night vision.

I see you... I see you...

I shut my eyes, now I'm invisible. I'm invisble.

Aw, crap I'm tangled in the carpet. i am freaking out right now. I... Ah, dammit!

Not now, not like this

Get your hands off of me. Stop stroking me! Damn you, stop! Stop stroking me! I don't want this. Oh please! Please, I don't want this.

Hiss!!!!!

HIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!!!

Faces of Meth

Over at TPWK, Kevin has a pretty amusing parody of the faces of meth ad campaign were always seeing, I thought I'd chime in with my own.

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After



Yeah, I stole this idea, and an image from his blog. I don't see a problem with that. You ass.

How old is this food

How old is this food in my dish? I can't tell. The owners just pour new crap on top of the old stuff, and then mix it around. I could be eating weeks-old cereal. What is it with cat owners being such deadbeats anyway? I consider myself a smart, self-sufficient pet. Why are my owners neurotic, chronically unemployed smokers/artists?

Oh, my food has ants in it. That's just #$%^&*( great.