Thursday, September 21, 2006

My eyes glow in the dark

My eyes glow in the dark. I have night vision.

I see you... I see you...

I shut my eyes, now I'm invisible. I'm invisble.

Aw, crap I'm tangled in the carpet. i am freaking out right now. I... Ah, dammit!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Not now, not like this

Get your hands off of me. Stop stroking me! Damn you, stop! Stop stroking me! I don't want this. Oh please! Please, I don't want this.



Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Faces of Meth

Over at TPWK, Kevin has a pretty amusing parody of the faces of meth ad campaign were always seeing, I thought I'd chime in with my own.



Yeah, I stole this idea, and an image from his blog. I don't see a problem with that. You ass.

Friday, September 01, 2006

How old is this food

How old is this food in my dish? I can't tell. The owners just pour new crap on top of the old stuff, and then mix it around. I could be eating weeks-old cereal. What is it with cat owners being such deadbeats anyway? I consider myself a smart, self-sufficient pet. Why are my owners neurotic, chronically unemployed smokers/artists?

Oh, my food has ants in it. That's just #$%^&*( great.